John Holmes Let Me Count The Lays

What's a horny groom to do when his bride announces on their wedding night that she's still a virgin, and then asks him how many girls he's had in the past? Well, like any honest man, he responds by saying.... LET ME COUNT THE LIES! And that's just what super stud John Holmes does as he goes through his amorous adventures with a bevy of busty, lewd beauties, including Lelani, the voluptuous Hawaiian wahini, the lusty Deanna and the swingers club, Linda, the sunset strip hooker, and Babydoll with her toy alligator! All this while lovingly instructing his fast-learning virgin bride in the art of lovemaking. LET ME COUNT THE LAYS is a true John Holmes classic! It's a sensational, sex-soaked romance with a surprise ending that proves you shouldn't necessarily believe everything you hear!